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SPORTS BAR CODE OF CONDUCT
1. YOU ARE REQUIRED "BY LAW" TO HAVE FUN & ENJOY YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY.
2. YOU MAY CELEBRATE FAVORABLE PLAYS OR OUTCOMES IN THE FOLLOWING METHODS:
- QUIET APPLAUSE
- A HEARTY "WAY TO GO"
- SCREAMING & JUMPING AROUND YOUR TABLE
- TIPPING BARTENDER OR SERVER ON A ROUND OF CELEBRATION SHOTS
- SHORT, CONCISE SOMERSAULT WITHIN 2-4 FT OF UNOBSTRUCTED AREA NEAR TABLE/BAR STOOL
3. YOU MAY NOT:
- DANCE ON YOUR TABLE OR NEIGHBORS TABLE
- TAUNT- NO GOING TO AN OPPOSITION FAN & SCREAMING "UP YOURS SUCKER" IN HIS/HER FACE
- HAVE FIREARMS OR FIREWORKS
- MACARENA AS A CELEBRATION TOOL
OTHERWISE EAT, DRINK, SCREAM, SING, DANCE, BET, ENJOY YOURSELF & BE SOMEBODY!!!!