SPORTS BAR CODE OF CONDUCT

1. YOU ARE REQUIRED "BY LAW" TO HAVE FUN & ENJOY YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY.


2. YOU MAY CELEBRATE FAVORABLE PLAYS OR OUTCOMES IN THE FOLLOWING METHODS:

  • QUIET APPLAUSE
  • A HEARTY "WAY TO GO"
  • SCREAMING & JUMPING AROUND YOUR TABLE
  • TIPPING BARTENDER OR SERVER ON A ROUND OF CELEBRATION SHOTS
  • SHORT, CONCISE SOMERSAULT WITHIN 2-4 FT OF UNOBSTRUCTED AREA NEAR TABLE/BAR STOOL


3. YOU MAY NOT:

  • DANCE ON YOUR TABLE OR NEIGHBORS TABLE
  • TAUNT- NO GOING TO AN OPPOSITION FAN & SCREAMING "UP YOURS SUCKER" IN HIS/HER FACE
  • HAVE FIREARMS OR FIREWORKS
  • MACARENA AS A CELEBRATION TOOL



OTHERWISE EAT, DRINK, SCREAM, SING, DANCE, BET, ENJOY YOURSELF & BE SOMEBODY!!!!