SPORTS BAR CODE OF CONDUCT

1. YOU ARE REQUIRED "BY LAW" TO HAVE FUN & ENJOY YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY.

2. YOU MAY CELEBRATE FAVORABLE PLAYS OR OUTCOMES IN THE FOLLOWING METHODS:

• QUIET APPLAUSE
• A HEARTY "WAY TO GO"
• SCREAMING & JUMPING AROUND YOUR TABLE
• TIPPING BARTENDER OR SERVER ON A ROUND OF CELEBRATION SHOTS
• SHORT, CONCISE SOMERSAULT WITHIN 2-4 FT OF UNOBSTRUCTED AREA NEAR TABLE/BAR STOOL

3. YOU MAY NOT:

• DANCE ON YOUR TABLE OR NEIGHBORS TABLE
• TAUNT- NO GOING TO AN OPPOSITION FAN & SCREAMING "UP YOURS SUCKER" IN HIS/HER FACE
• HAVE FIREARMS OR FIREWORKS
• MACARENA AS A CELEBRATION TOOL

OTHERWISE EAT, DRINK, SCREAM, SING, DANCE, BET, ENJOY YOURSELF & BE SOMEBODY!!!!