After a long negotiation process, Mother Hubbard's Sports Pub has agreed to trade long time manager Toby Parsons to the US Army for services yet to be determined. Exactly which division of the Army will be fortunate enough to receive Toby has yet to be announce, but since he's been seen doing one-armed pushups and changing kegs in compete darkness, we bet it'll be a special one.
Parsons' manager declines to speak on the record regarding details of the trade saying only that the Army was very interested in individuals that displayed an uncanny understanding of satellite receiver technology.
Toby, we'll miss you, make us proud. We'll be waiting for the pic of a Mother Hubbard's Sports Pub towel at the first clandestine operation site.