What is the Francheezie?

Option 1:
A computer generated reality designed to enslave humanity for the benefit of sophisticated robot overlords.

Option 2:
A 100% beef hot dog split and filled with premium Wisconsin cheddar cheese, wrapped in cured bacon, deep-fried to deliciousity and served with your choice of side. 

The choice is yours. Visit Mother Hubbard's Sports Pub to learn the truth. It's out there.